So far I've been vetted for Secretary of the Interior (turned down, a little claustrophobic) and Ambassador to Sri Lanka (monkeys!). Considering all options.

My sarcasm has been called “SUUUUUCH GREAT sarcasm” by Sarcasm Monthly.

Jay + Gabriella = 💜💕 X 3.14

Guess it's Rewarding when you do whatever the fuck you want with no repercussions.

#Election2024 📷 #2024PresidentialElection #VotedforTrump #Kamala4President #TrumpCheated #DoNotConcedeKamala

Pamphlet: “So You've Just Lost The Election And Will Soon Be Arrested For War Crimes”

I believe Millennials are constantly underestimated and will kick ass today.

This stupid shit should be called gringolympics #Election2024 #Kamala4President #2024PresidentialElection #VotedforTrump

Before 2016, this account was only makeovers and diet tips. I can just go back to that.

I always tell myself how much I'm going to get done when I get home and then I actually get home and I'm like ya a nap would be nice

some people need to learn the difference between being funny and being rude

You eat French toast with your tongue only, correct?

I was with a large, growing group waiting a long time for an elevator. It arrived and they all rushed on. I avoided the stampede. As it was my turn to squeeze on as the last person, a second elevator arrived. I had it all to myself.

The lesson is: there's always another elevator ...read more