I miss going to fancy gatherings and getting a drink thrown in my face for being a cad by a woman (I'd later take home) wearing elbow length gloves.

I know, I know. No more Michael McDonald references. I keep forgetting.

and if we ever see each other again do you think you'd reach out and hold me like you said you would

What’s it called when you monetize fear? Oh yeah, Christianity.

Donald Trump:
— the genius who was flummoxed by an umbrella
— the master businessman who lost a billion dollars
— the loving family man who cheated on all three wives
— the humanitarian who ran a scam charity
— the winner who got fucking crushed by Joe Biden
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LEGO Goodfellas
LEGO It
LEGO Saw
LEGO Eat Pray Love
LEGO Shawshank Redemption
LEGO Boogie Nights ...read more

Come on down to English Lit Restaurant and try our Edgar Allen Po' Boy Sandwich! To drink, enjoy some Truman Capo Tea! Kids get a Happy Meal with a free Leo Tols Toy!

I'm not reading your tweets until you finish your chores.