Please don't blame me for things that are my own fault.

Music Fun Fact:

The song “You Shook Me All Night Long” is about none other than tv's Sharon “Cagney” Gless.

It's not the open criminality, obstruction, kleptocracy, corruption, or stupidity.

It's that so many people either support it or don't care.

Fun activity!

1. Forget your phone

2. Count how many times you reach for your phone ...read more

World's Greatest Haiku

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Sonsabitches. Mother fucker.
God dammit. Fuck this. ...read more

Thanks for taking time out from looking at dicks to like this tweet.

Today I will be performing “The Greatest Showman” in its entirety for an audience of whoever wanders into this waiting room. There will be no intermissions.

Don't worry, because anywhere you go, some shitty parents will treat it like their own personal daycare center.

We. Do not. Negotiate. With terror- oh hi, welcome to Camp David!

Rats and Iggy Pop can collapse their skeletons and fit through a hole the size of a quarter.

Just gonna vote the one time I think

Music Trivia Fun Fact:

The answer to any given music trivia question is rarely “Peabo Bryson.”