Understanding is a kind of ecstasy.
~Carl Sagan
If you are the type that looks up, you may want to check out the moon tonight.
Guaranteed on the first space mission to the sun one astronaut will say "Hot enough for ya?" and the other will jettison him into the sun.
Anyone on this planet is geographically undesirable.
Area 51 is where McDonald's keeps all the working ice cream machines
"Do you know how many times we've cleared Venus to LAND?"
~A Detroit Air Traffic Controller
Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.
#FakeArea51Facts
They only have one store there. Forever 51.
“Twinkle, twinkle LITTLE star? LITTLE star??? I'm 2,000 solar radii, you punk little shit.”