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@Elana__Love
Better an Oops than what if... #Love 💋 t
@Elana__Love
Most divorces occur over the word “hubs”
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No matter how many times I watch this it's never not funny t
@RidiculousDak
I have been asked to withdraw my name as a potential Batman. They were concerned that too much raw sexuality would overshadow the plot line of the next movie.
you are everything I want, cause you are everything I'm not