I always thought Friday the 13th was some superstitious bullshit, like Darth Vader and Jesus Christ. But given the way full boxes are dropping out of their bottom and handles are falling off of baskets, there might be something to it...
SILVER LINING: We're on day 49 and I still haven't punched myself in the balls. ...read more
Take note.
If you believe a book that begins with a talking snake and ends with a seven headed dragon thingy, you’re disqualified from being taken seriously.
SERIOUSLY ...read more
Being Halloween, do you think Aaron Rock is protesting all of the extra masks extra hard, or does that conflict with International Luer Kids With Candy Day
“When you saw 177 sets of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”
- Jesus coming out the cave covered in millipedes
Old.. Bold.. Cold..
The Omo One bones found in Ethiopia, dating back to 233,000 years, gives an idea that humans existed before 200,000 years. If deities created us, they should be 200,000 years old. Current belief systems all dated within 2000 BCE. Abrahamic religions, more widespread than varna, caste based Tribes, marginally surpass them in terms of sensibility. The oldest Christian sites only date back about 1,900 years as the only Son of God, born just two millennia ago.
Those in son's book prior to him should be viewed as messengers. It's intriguing to think about these men bringing together culturally similar communities, excluding large ethnic groups like Asians, Africans, & Indians. Imagine a book which copied most stories from older texts, added up new contexts for the only Son. The last Arab messenger emerged after 600 years from the son, replicating the son's sacred text while infusing it with local knowledge of the Arab worlds. His mission was to safeguard the Arab heritage & prevent conversions to Christianity, ensuring the preservation of their identity.
This Arab integrated contemporary knowledge & terminology into their new book. Verses on embryonic development were simple, as it mirrored observable stages in dissected corpses or aborted fetuses. Verses on the separation of sea waters came from local seafarers due to their activities in maritime trade. Both sacred texts primarily focus on a limited geographic perspective, featuring horses & camels while omitting references to penguins, kangaroos, tigers, & ancient creatures such as dinosaurs. These texts do not mention future innovations like mechanics, electronics, or electrical concepts. These scriptures sometimes appear comical, such as describing a flat Earth due to the limited understanding of their time.
This limitation isn't exclusive to these but applies to all religions in general. The concept of the only Son & the last messenger of humanity represents a small fraction of the collective knowledge from those eras, addressing very limited places, accounted for less than 5 percent of the population are useful as bed time story books with little information to convey..
- Kawin ...read more
Imagine if you carried on believing in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, well into adulthood.
And then started wars over it.
Imagine that ...read more
If you believe in anything imaginary more strongly than you have empathy for fellow humans, then you are a problem to humanity
ME: HAIL SATAN!
SATAN: <poof> Yes?
ME: Oh. Nothing specific. Just general hailing.
SATAN: I was in the middle of writing some new material for Bon Jovi.
ME: Oof. Really?
SATAN: Hey, that's the job. ...read more
I would go to a church that started it's service, “Nearly beloved…”
Yeah, if you Mr-and-Mrs-Money-Bags out there who've been sending B.o.B. money for his satellite could send me some too just because then I'd be able to afford a curved comma for this sentence
That'd be GREAT!
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They are MAKING UP a ridiculous “religious persecution” defence to install someone who will use religion to control women’s bodies for decades. It’s shameless and infuriating.
Besides trying to make life generally worse and actively looking for ways to kill people, conservatives really waste so much of our time and energy with pointless, performative bullshit.