Someone was whistling "Let it Go," so I tackled them and held them down until the paramedics arrived.

I'll spread positive vibes... IN HELL!

I'm down to zero secret Chinese bank accounts.

I'm so glad that the children of extraordinarily wealthy celebs are finding work in this economy.

Name fifty reasons you think I'm too demanding.

They say Rudy Giuliani only uses 10% of his misinformation

Every pic of two animals “becoming friends” is really just two animals trying to figure out if they could eat the other one.