I actually met a real life flat earther the other day. I'm a bartender and they were at my bar, as a customer.

I laughed out loud, thinking it was a joke. Then, I saw that she was serious. I had to chill, she's a customer.

But, I couldn't help myself and launched into so super obvious examples. We politely changed the subject. But, fucking wow. It was like seeing a bigfoot.

These people actually exist. For real. In real life. It is actually as fascinating as it is sad.
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