I'd go viral, but I have nothing to promote.

All my money is tied up in crypto and Jurassic Park-like endeavors.

Just traded my North Korea Summit commemorative coin for a refrigerator magnet that says “Sexy Grandma”

Photo album filled with pics of all their exes

#OddBirthdayGifts

[Mediation]

ATTORNEY: As you can see, my client's demands are very clear. If there are no buns, he simply doesn't want none.

ANACONDA: I feel like I'm being extremely reasonable on the bun issue. ...read more

App State Alumna
Virgo🥀☠️ 14 🐻💙

I like to balance my anger with equal parts rage.

Any stranger who says they're “just passing through” is either a magical being who will give you life changing advice, or a shady drifter with a hidden and complex past.

Please DM me your preferred size, I'm making you all “BESTIES 4EVER” t-shirts.

At least that Y2K bug wasn't a real th

So was it Yanny or Laurel?

Way to be part of the problem, guys. Great job.