Video Game Idea:
“Revival”
Like Fortnite, but it starts with a bunch of characters randomly wounded. Healthy characters have to gather bandages and medkits and revive as many wounded characters as possible, then form teams. Most revivals win. ...read more
A three day weekend would change everything.
Free yourself by giving up on trying to understand stupid people.
Testifying under oath means soooooo much to people who literally lie as a way of life.
People who haven't completely given up are adorable.
When I make plans now, I always preface with “Assuming the planet doesn't explode tonight...”
Always give it your minimal effort you can get away with while still seemingly trying.
It would explain a lot if either I was a ghost, or all of you were ghosts.
I wish life would imitate something other than art for a change.
Shoutout to whoever invented all of the words. Except for “shoutout.”
Please turn up your sexiness to make the world a better place.
I mean, what's next, pumpkin spice flavored coffee?