If I see an adult with a pop socket on their phone, I call the cops.
If I see an adult with a pop socket on their phone, I call the cops.
Wedding vows:
“I dunno. I guess. Whatever. It's fine.”
All the things I don't say are implied.
Favorite meister?
Probably Jäger.
History will remember all of these tersely worded letters as the nothing they add up to.
I will train my children to stand utterly still and silent in a bedroom doorway with vacant stares for as long as it takes to terrify me.
I will neither sit back, nor relax
Has anyone ever been satisfied after eating a single hot dog? It's the speed bump of food.
When they come, they'll come for your chargers first...
This tweet sickened me
I leave it to you to determine where the guitar solos go in my tweets.
I am against public displays of affection and pretty much all public displays in general.