In my improv group, we shout out random situations at the audience and see what they come up with.

While I cannot share all of my plans, I would not rule out saying “fuck ” at some point this afternoon.

Sharknado taught us strength.
Sharknado 2 taught us pride.
Sharknado 3 taught us wisdom.
Sharknado 4 taught us hope.
Sharknado 5 taught us humility.

#Sharknado6 taught us to love.

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Everything has been said before, especially pointing out that everything has been said before.

The "erasing history" argument only works if you're trying not to repeat a horrible period

Not if you want to remember "the good old days"

Stop calling things from a few weeks ago "iconic"

JUDGE: I find the defendant guilty.

PAINTING: I was framed!

Just eat burnt marshmallows like you want to and dispense with all the pomp and circumstance

They're a seventh or eighth choice snack/flavor at best

I can see the powerful S'more lobby coming for me now

S'mores are ridiculously overrated and you all know it.

Sometimes life buries you up to your neck, pours molasses over your head, and covers you in fire ants. Other times, it doesn't bother with the molasses.