Instead of whitening your teeth, blacken the entire world.
Instead of whitening your teeth, blacken the entire world.
I can’t believe that this is our last birthday at home together. Our friendship is one that I will cherish forever. Cheers to us, I can’t wait to see what’s next💖
~Claire Chatalas on clairechatalas16
@gracemyklebust_
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Wouldn’t want to share a birthday with anyone else. Looking forward to many more years by your side💗
~Claire Chatalas on clairechatalas16
@gracemyklebust_ @katemyke @ryanbeebe_
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My jelly readiness stands at a solid 81% at all times.
Stop trying to figure out which Golden Girl you are and get back to work.
BREAKING: The Glass On Both The Front And Back Of Your New iPhone
I can only picture the song “My Favorite Things” from The Sound Of Music sung slowly by Fiona Apple over a haunting piano in a trailer for a horror movie. Is it just me?
My phony outrage can beat up your phony outrage.
The more a pop star fiddles with their headset mic, the more I know they're lip-syncing.
“Great. Now I have to wear plaid shirts all of the time.”
- #plaidshirtguy
Everyone hates when other cities get their city's food wrong.
"Did you see my _thing I always lose_?"
"Did you look in the _place you always end up finding it_?"
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