Just to put a particular format joke to bed forever:
DON'T forget nudes. Please. Especially now.
THEM: Don't quote me in that.
ME: Have no fear. I wasn't even listening.
What's the latest testicle update from Nicki Minaj?
Learn something new every day, and make sure it's awful.
The pandemic has now lasted
as long as “The Irishman.”
Dear managers and agents of famous athletes:
TAKE THEIR PHONES AWAY
How did going high work out for you so far?
THEM: Don't judge me.
ME: Dammit. Now I have to.
I’m a morning person.*
*certain time zones only ...read more
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A tattoo shop where they let you tattoo them.