“This is dumb.”
- me trying new things
Kanye West seems like he would waste mountains of your time with utter bullshit.
The MyPillow guy definitely fucks MyPillow.
I'll tell you to stop dragging my heart around, but I won't mean it.
Bellybuttons are the twist-tie of the soul.
Will Arnett is the best Batman. Class dismissed.
Kinda weird that when he leave, he's going to sell all of our secrets, but as long as he leaves I guess.
Cheer up or else
The “you sicken me” is implied.
To me, they'll always be Oates and Hall
“The fix is in” autocorrects to “The Fox is in.”
Yup.
The lowercase, nonpunctuated "what" is the kiss of death in any text exchange.