ME: What have you been up to?
THEM: You know, just enjoying life.
ME: Ew. ...read more
ME: What have you been up to?
THEM: You know, just enjoying life.
ME: Ew. ...read more
Congrats on your reply always being the one that makes people mute the conversation!
STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS
“So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied” is a stupid and simplistic framing of the vaccine issue.
Put aside the “praying” part, if you frame it as “get vaccinated to stop a global pandemic/variants”= “bullied” then you understand nothing. ...read more
Six annoying people live in apartments they could never afford.
#ExplainTVShowsBadly
Saying you went to a dinner party is actually just as much fun as going to a dinner party, and much more relaxing.
If a bar cover band doesn't play "Brown Eyed Girl," were they really a bar cover band?
You people sure love being distracted.
I didn't text her "Are you ignoring me?" a twenty-fifth time.
Damn this fool pride of mine!
Actively pacing myself.
The look on the face of a junior reporter sent into a hurricane is the same look your pet has when you make them wear a hat.
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