JAY PRETLI: Among his infinite capabilities, is the discipline to notice a camera pointed directly at him, without throwing up gang signs.
NOT NOW, DUMB-ASS!!
WE'RE ON THE PLANE!!!
JAY PRETLI: the MINORS buy HIM cigarettes.
JAY PRETLI: His appraisal value is so high, it's not a number, it's a sound.
JAY PRETLI: He's that shelved project that your government doesn't want you to know about
JAY PRETLI: He's like a smart-phone...
...with 500% battery life.
My origin story involves a radioactive couch.
JAY PRETLI: He only laughs numerically.
Sunday Reflection: It could be a fragrance, an expression on the face of a perfect stranger, a song, or an unrealized dream of theirs that lives on in me approaching.... I see them...feel their love wash over me in that second. And I know true love never dies. I am strong because I have been loved deeply... fully....freely...fiercely. So that all that should have destroyed me in this life was conquered by the love within me. Thank you mom and dad. ...read more
Never give up, not because you still have tomorrow to try, but because you may not have tomorrow to try.
JAY PRETLI: Now available* in pumpkin-spice.