[Axl Rose visiting the jungle]
TOUR GUIDE: Guess I should WELCOME you, huh?
AXL: I knew this was a bad idea.
TOUR GUIDE: Don’t worry, we have fun and games here.
AXL: * sigh * ...read more
Not me saying “see you tomorrow” to my colleagues back in march, lol no you won’t...
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(Credit @jamesmecca )
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(Credit @jamesmecca )
I gotta stop making fun of relationships. Every ad faithbook throws up is from PlentyOfFish, Tinder, zoosk, and the humane society.
I'VE BEEN TURNING MY HAND BACK AND FORTH LIKE IN “ALL THE SINGLE LADIES” ALL DAY AND I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE
Just cause I look good af! t
@jordynnjanai
CHUCK, #127
Bad Mantras
If I can transcend my ego, I will be amazingly cool.
I'm only as good as last night's ratings.
TV critics are your friends. Confide in them.
We're never gonna get nominated.
Breathe in fear, breathe out serenity.
I am love, I am stardust, I have a suspicious mole.
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