Happy Genocidal Slaughter Day
97% of scientists: climate change is real and we're causing it
Boomers: idk sounds fake
Some random facebook post: blue m&m's linked to increased cancer risk
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This show woulda been cooler if a few people keeled over and died.
“He and his friends made it up and then they went with it”
~guy that’s sarcastic about injecting bleach while raking the forest
YOU GUYS, WE SHOULD ALL GET PERMS
IT'S A YOM KIPPUR MIRACLE!
(not actually a thing)
I hope they let Trump have a phone in prison, those tweets are going to be fucking awesome
pro tip: when accusing your opponent of abusing drugs, try not to appear on live tv with chunks of adderall shooting straight the fuck out of your rotting nostrils
BRAIN EATING AMOEBAS: still not as bad as a hangnail
I can check off brain eating amoebas for my 2020 bingo card.
Regardless of what party you affiliate with, the same people you vote for, would have been the kids eating Tied Pods if social media existed when they were in school.
Twitter Top 10:
10. Ras Kass
9. 2pac
8. Busta Rhymes
7. Chuck D
6. 2pac
5. Willie D
4. Xzibit
3. 2pac
2. Redman
1. Kurupt
And Garth Brooks can go get cancer..
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